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EarthBound Reshuffler Pics

Gotta go rescue...me...from the meteor...?

I got excited because this...looks normal!

Better watch out for that...sexy...zombie lady.

Uhh...Paula, your bed's on fire.

I question your choice of mates.

Yeah, she WAS pretty evil with that whole zombie-ringleader thing.

Think of this next time you stop for advice!

I guess it's a civil war...?

I somehow don't feel threatened.

Ness's mother finally had the debt and back taxes catch up to her, making her move to a new, albeit shoddy, residence.

This is one of those moments that makes sense when it shouldn't.

Uhh...whatever you say, "man".

Poo teaches Ness the ways of Teleport.

Oh yeah, that IS Monotoli!

Uhh...Umm...F-Fuzzy...P-p-pickles...?

Reginald really got himself a looker, I hear!

What the whole meteor place felt like for Starman Jr., I imagine.

Man, those ancient Scarabians really made some wild art in thier pyramids.

Oh no, Poo died while he was teleporting with the Star Master!

...May as well loot his corpse, then. Yay, food!

Man, I guess they just couldn't fit that whole Ferrari in the tube. Nice effort, though!

IT WAS YOU THE ENTIRE TIME...BUBBLE MONKEY!

dang dat's a lotta Poo

Ness died shortly after being born, I guess. :(